Food Network Quote of the Year (So Far)

In a recent episode of Iron Chef America in which the secret ingredient was goat, one of the chefs was seen whacking the back of a pomegranate to remove the seeds, and then rubbing the goat loin with a mixed seasoning in preparation for cooking.

From host Alton Brown: "We've just seen the chef rubbing his loins and spanking his pomegranates on national television. At least someone is happy tonight."