March 04, 2007

Hey, You're Crazy Bitch

Britney Spears is now one of the family, and Uncle Charlie is so proud.

Okay, I added the X. Supposedly, the dumb bitch actually did scrawl a "666" on her forehead before attempting suicide with a bed sheet, but I couldn't help but think of Patty Krenwinkel and Leslie Van Houten when I saw this pic.

If she doesn't die first, I'm hoping there will be a tear-jerking comeback on Oprah. I imagine that Oprah will bring in Tom Cruise to offer his advice to Britney on the wonders of Scientology right before Britney loses it again and guts Tom like a fish.


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