Heavy Metal Lullabies

There is this company called Baby Rock Records that released a set of CD's titled Rockabye Baby. The three CD's released on Tuesday include lullaby renditions of Coldplay, Radiohead, and Metallica. Upcoming releases include lullaby versions of Tool, Pink Floyd, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, and several others. The CD's are being offered at www.babyrockrecords.com. I listened to a few samples of the songs, and I have to admit that I think they are better than Hayseed Dixie or David Lee Roth doing bluegrass versions of Van Halen.

What I want to know is: why is there no KISS lullaby CD scheduled for release? This is an outrage!